I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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