I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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