Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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