you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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