so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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