I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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