Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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