just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
