They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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