office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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