Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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