You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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