I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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