seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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