Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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