U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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