Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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