From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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