I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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