winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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