The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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