When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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