I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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