I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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