i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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