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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i drank out of a bidet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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