I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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