He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
