I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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