On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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