I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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