I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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