So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my sisters under your porch take her home
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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