fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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