Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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