dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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