11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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