dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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