i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize
