We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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