It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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