You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We got so high we made milksteak
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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