Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Randomize
