i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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