Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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