the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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