were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
