normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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