She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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