She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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