We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The air taste purple.
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