Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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