so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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