Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
